As I was getting ready for work the other day I was watching music videos on TV. The number one song, voted in by America, was SO RIDICULOUS. Seriously. I literally said these words out loud: "America! What are you thinking?!" Other things in today's world that just really confuse me:
- The "paranormal teen romance" section at Barnes & Noble. Do these books need an entire section now? Vampires aren't real ladies. You cannot date one.
- The fact that the Kardashians were named the most interesting people of 2011. It's just so hard for me to remember how they became famous.
- Pajama jeans. Ladies used to wear corsets and now we can't even wear something with a button and zipper? Don't try to use those pockets gals…they are not real.
- Lady Gaga's outfits. I know the neighborhood dogs were probably excited about that meat dress…but it's just too much.
- The fact that Toby Keith's song "Red Solo Cup" is popular. I heard a holiday edition at Christmas. Gasp! I did. I really did.
- All those dresses at the mall that could be shirts. Am I supposed to wear jeans with this? Or is it literally made to be worn on it's own? I mean…I'm unusually tall but still….
- The "50 Shades of Gray" pandemonium. This lady is not even a good writer! But every woman in America is like "this book is awesome! It's so scandalous...I love to read it while my kids are taking naps!" Wait…what?
It's a strange strange world…
Anything you would add to this list?
1 sweet comments:
Honey boo boo, can we stop pretending she's a toddler and not some dwarven 40year old from Jersey who used to sing for a Skid Row cover band?
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