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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

America! What Are You Thinking?!


As I was getting ready for work the other day I was watching music videos on TV. The number one song, voted in by America, was SO RIDICULOUS. Seriously. I literally said these words out loud: "America! What are you thinking?!" Other things in today's world that just really confuse me:
  1. The "paranormal teen romance" section at Barnes & Noble. Do these books need an entire section now? Vampires aren't real ladies. You cannot date one.
  2. The fact that the Kardashians were named the most interesting people of 2011. It's just so hard for me to remember how they became famous. 
  3. Pajama jeans. Ladies used to wear corsets and now we can't even wear something with a button and zipper? Don't try to use those pockets gals…they are not real.
  4. Lady Gaga's outfits. I know the neighborhood dogs were probably excited about that meat dress…but it's just too much.
  5. The fact that Toby Keith's song "Red Solo Cup" is popular. I heard a holiday edition at Christmas. Gasp! I did. I really did. 
  6. All those dresses at the mall that could be shirts. Am I supposed to wear jeans with this? Or is it literally made to be worn on it's own? I mean…I'm unusually tall but still….
  7. The "50 Shades of Gray" pandemonium. This lady is not even a good writer! But every woman in America is like "this book is awesome! It's so scandalous...I love to read it while my kids are taking naps!" Wait…what?

It's a strange strange world…

Anything you would add to this list?

1 sweet comments:

Unknown said...

Honey boo boo, can we stop pretending she's a toddler and not some dwarven 40year old from Jersey who used to sing for a Skid Row cover band?